The people I work for:

This was a brief exchange between my boss, Jerrod (Records Manager) and his boss, Kyle (registrar):

Kyle (coming out of his office where he's been 'working' hard all day): "G'morning!"
Jerrod: "Uhh ... no ... it's afternoon! Don't take that away from me!"
Kyle: "Well, I just woke up from a nap."

Seriously. These people just make me smile. FYI: Kyle really hadn't been napping. He's a busy man.